Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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