I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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