i barfeds in our rink
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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