I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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