How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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