that's an acceptable place to lick
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
