what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You were trust falling into bushes
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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