Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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