Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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