Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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