My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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