thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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