Well apparently he's into motor boating.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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