we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I need help removing her.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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