That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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