Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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