going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
