He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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