return my video game
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
