If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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