So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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