no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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