I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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