I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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