So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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