i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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