He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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