Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I would fuck him just for his dog
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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