so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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