dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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