New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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