I'm jealous of your bromance
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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