I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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