I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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