That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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We are two peas in an std pod
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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