There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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