i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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