Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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