Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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