i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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