Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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