Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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