I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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