Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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