were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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