my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize