Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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