Im at strip club and am horny
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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