how can u be prego again
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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