So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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