Me too!
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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