you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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