If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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