I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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