Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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