No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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